This book cover is super legit. I only hope it's not about actually cooking eggs. Ok but actually it is, hence the smaller heading, simple cookery for one. They simply should have left that out.
There are some pretty cool elements to this book. One of the coolest is the author's name. J. Arkless has a bit of a funky ring to it. Does Arkless mean anything? I just google searched it. "In which Scrabble dictionary does Arkless exist?" Scrabble US/Canada? No. Scrabble UK? No. Official Scrabble OSPD? No. WordFeud? No. Words with friends? No. Hanging with friends? No. Letterpress? No. Lexulous US? No.
Interesting. This obviously means we have full and uninhibited permission to come up with an appropriate definition and meaning to the word, Arkless. In it's literal meaning, Arkless is not having the ship built by Noah to save his family and two of every animal from the Flood, aka Noah's Ark.
But that would be too obvious. Arkless, as I imagine it, is an emotion. Displaying a complete lack of feeling or consideration to being coool.
Howzat? Does that work? Huh, what? Yessss.
Also apparently all eggs are French chefs. Now that's Arkfull.
Also apparently all eggs are French chefs. Now that's Arkfull.
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